ask me shit.   Maddie. 20. Born and raised Colorado Native. Highlife. I blog weed and things that appease me when I'm high. Stay Stoney!

Anonymous asked: Where do you get your weed?


Answer:

My best friend is my dealer.

— 4 hours ago with 2 notes

Whoever said thigh gaps are cool obviously never set their phone on their lap only to find it with a shattered screen on the ground two seconds later.

Thanks thigh gap.

— 9 hours ago with 5 notes
#personal  #thighgaps  #fuckem 
zenmandougie asked: Yoo I'm heading to Granby soon any good local headshops in the area


Answer:

I’m not too familiar with that area, though it is fucking gorgeous up there. I’m sure you can drive like twenty minutes to one in Denver if you can’t find one there.

— 9 hours ago
ricardocaceres1995 asked: Hi, i love your blogs, do you have an instagram and if so,can u post it? Thanks :)


Answer:

Yes I do! My user name is maddieaspen. It’s not full of weed pictures, it’s just my simple plain life.

— 9 hours ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: How big is your dick?


Answer:

Bigger than yours, grey face.

— 9 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Yes double penetration would you be down?


Answer:

8==D {|}

— 20 hours ago
laekoa:

☮nature, vintage, hippie blog☮ following back similar

laekoa:

☮nature, vintage, hippie blog☮ following back similar

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— 21 hours ago with 1184 notes
aaron00602:

jackblogguy:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is my favourite post of all time


Lmao

aaron00602:

jackblogguy:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is my favourite post of all time

Lmao

(Source: icachondeo)

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foodchewer:

starbuckers:

i put the ass in casserole

why would you put your ass in the casserole

(via baesgonewild)

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via baesgonewild)

— 1 day ago with 727172 notes